These holidays Pete and I travelled to Thailand to get the sun that we so missed last NZ summer. Unfortunately the weather gods were not with us and I think I can honestly say it rained EVERY day. Yes I know it was their rainy season so we could expect some rain but just like England now Thailand is having unseasonably high rainfall.
So no sitting beside the pool catching the rays and downing cocktails so what did we do instead. Like every good kiwi we got on and enjoyed the sights on offer. At least the weather was still hot (around 34 degrees most days) so the best wet weather protection was an umbrella as jackets soon became too hot. Our first stop was Phuket, our resort at Kata Beach was well situated and very well presented. Don't think I have ever stayed in such a quiet place in terms of no noise from adjoining rooms. One does need to sleep with the air conditioning going all night though because of the heat and I can assure you they are not Mitsubishi super quiet ones, however one soon gets used to them. Breakfasts at the resort were fabulous although at the beginning of the holiday we were having several courses eg cooked breakfast, pastries, yoghurt and fruit but by the end we were so over them it was just fruit for me.
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| Pete on our room balcony overlooking the pool |
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| Breakfast |
Out the main driveway of the resort and we were straight into the shopping area of Kata with a short stroll to the beach. Every second shop was a massage parlor so one of our first treats was a shoulder, neck, back and head Thai massage each. Did I say treat? After having being elbowed, knee'd, pulled, stretched and plummelled while on a thin mat on the floor, we felt a bit sore and yes even bruised. At only around $15 each for an hour it was good value for the experience.
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| Kata Beach |
Our second day we ventured out on a guided tour of the Island. The day started out fine but our first stop was a look out which was where the rain started and we looked out over nothing - its amazing how quick the rain rolls over. We went on a short elephant trek which was great fun until Lily (our elephant) decided she had an itch so stopped to scratch her side on a tree, this had us rocking side to side, and considering the belt that held us in was of no use, I was sure we were going to end up on the ground. The driver then grabbed a barbed stick and was whacking Lily on the head to get her moving again. Poor animal.
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| Lily |
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| The elephant in front, truly a rainforest this day |
We also visited a cashew nut factory, a farm where we were shown how they tapped rubber and made it into a solid mass, rode on a cart drawn by a water buffalo (what a massive beast) and as I was sitting at the front of the cart I hoped that he wouldn't lift his tail for a poo as I'm sure I would have worn some of it. We went to a Buddhist Temple, Old Phuket Town where we visited a Chinese Temple and an 100 year old Chinese Mansion as the Chinese played quite a part in the history of Thailand. We also went to see "The Big Buddha" that is being built high up on a hill. All in all a great day.
Another day we went on a speed boat trip to Phi Phi Island which included stopping off at other Islands, going into Lagoons for swimming and snorkelling and generally cruising around. This day was a lot of fun and made even more so by rough seas which had the boat thumping down off the waves. This trip was mainly young Asians with us and they got very upset at our first stop for a swim in a sheltered bay as a dived straight in whilst they were all putting life jackets on to go swimming in! Pete was still in the boat getting ready and he understood that apparently they thought I would drown. The guide with us explained to them that Kiwis can swim.
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| Lagoon for a swim |
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| Coming into Phi Phi Island |
The second place we stopped for snorkelling there were so many fish and they were eating the bread from my hand. Lunch and some free time was on Phi Phi Island which has a few resorts and shops, a lovely Island and a great day with the rain holding off until about 2 in the afternoon. A few days on we did another boat trip out to James Bond Island made famous by the 1970's James Bond movie "The Man with The Golden Gun". Another great day with visits to several Islands and bays, canoeing through caves and exploring the mangrove swamps. Lunch was at a Sea Gypsy Village (a floating village) where after lunch we were shown around the village. Very squalid and extremely smelly and so sad to see how the people lived there. Must say all the children in the school seemed very happy though.
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| Looking out from a cave we visited |
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| What we were told to do |
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| The pose we struck |
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| Pete having a go, our paddler behind him relaxing |
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| On the boat |
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| A floating soccer pitch at the Sea Gypsy Village. Dual purpose, soccer and if they miss the ball, swimming lessons |
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| Sea Gypsy Village |
On the days that we didn't do organised tours, we explored around Phuket Island by Tuk-Tuks mainly and once very bravely by bus. We also walked heaps so for me that was a good excuse to enjoy a fish pedicure followed by an hour long foot massage, once again only approx $15 and pure bliss. Michelle, the fish were twice the size and about 10 times as many as our fish pedicure at Camden Market. I thought I'd have no toes left at the end!
We went to Patong a couple of times, once during the day and once at night to experience "Bangla Rd" home of the night clubs and the "lady boys". An interesting night! No, we didn't go to a Ping Pong show even though every few yards one got approached to go to one.
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| Patong Beach |
After a week on Phuket we flew to Bangkok to spend 4 days there. Unfortunately our last night in Phuket Pete went down with diarrhoea and was most unwell. We had medication from the doctor so I started him on that straight away and he was well enough the next day for our flight and trip into our hotel. By this time I was unwell and after a short walk around the immediate area of the hotel had to take to bed with both D & V. There I spent the next 24 hours, not a pleasant experience. Meanwhile Pete also had a relapse. When we felt well enough to go out and about again, we got ourselves to the Sky Train (there was a station close to our hotel) where we caught the train into the big MBK Shopping Complex. This complex was amazing because of the size of it but as far as I was concerned, just fill of crap! A few hours and it was back to the hotel for another rest, we were both amazed at how weak we felt although considering we were not eating probably no wonder. The next day we were well enough to do our tour, which had been planned for the day before, of the Golden Buddha, the Reclining Buddha and the Royal Temple.
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| Reclining Buddha |
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| 5.5 ton solid gold Buddha |
These are all listed as must sees when you are in Bangkok and were pretty impressive but somehow the poverty right outside the gates of these treasures takes the gloss off. The next day we did a trip out to Damnern Saduak floating markets, an hour and a half's drive out of Bangkok. It was neat to get out of the city and see life beyond and to experience the floating markets. Nathan, here was where we finally saw and bought some sticky rice and mango. I was surprised you liked it, thought it would be too sweet for you.
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| Mango and Sticky Rice at last |
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| Even the floating markets are after the tourist dollar |
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| Floating markets from a bridge |
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| Cuddles at the floating market |
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| And kisses! (No tongues though) |
Around our hotel the streets were fill of markets,some of which were there all the time but from mid afternoon further stall holders arrived to set up and work late into the night. Prostitutes were everywhere and the night I was on my death bed Pete went out on his own. I think he lost count of how many times he was propositioned. They must keep busy though as one night when we went out for a stroll we passed 5 of them in a short space, about 10 mins later when we came back the same way there was only 1 left. Viagra, Cialis and all sorts of other drugs and aids were readily available at the markets. I'm sure sales were good considering some of the old guys I saw chatting up Thai ladies.
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I was pleased that Nathan had warned us to shop around in Thailand and to be forceful and wary and to bargin hard e.g. One of our trips to Islands in Phuket we got for 2600 Baht for both of us, at resort it was going to be 6200 baht. On Phuket tuk tuk drivers were good, negotiate a price and they took you straight to your destination but in Bagkok they would want to take you via a shop so we would just say no and walk away. Food and alcohol was very cheap (although not wine) and of course shopping was cheap too although not sure how long my Jimmy Choo handbags will last for!
Back home to the cold and unfortunately we are both still unwell, this tummy upset keeps coming back to bite us. We are now on antibiotics for it and still not eating much. I was so looking forward to a decent coffee and yet still cannot face one. The first holiday I have ever been on where I have come home weighing less than when I went (although not my bags)